.... I'm just a tiny little Hobbit of a man

Ok, I'm posting again. So to get your fix of LOTR. Yes, if you are a true fan you have to use the Lord of the Rings acronym. LOTR. This got me laughing the other day. I found some links to not one but two sites, where people had written their own LOTR inspired to the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Here they are for your enjoyment.

Link 1

Link 2

P.S. You have to sing these to yourself for the proper effect. hehe

Comments

Melissa said…
gI sang them in my head at work.
But I really wished I could sing them out loud MDT style, and that orchestration would suddenly begin from who-knows-where, and all my co-workers would join in enthusiastically on the chorus bits.

If something like that ever happens to me in real life, I will be content the rest of my days.
Michelle said…
No worries melissa. I sang them out loud and proud minus the chorus. Jonathan, This was hi-larious. Keep up the blogging.

Oh Saruman has a Balrog set aside for me! For me! For meeeeee!
Melissa said…
Unfortunately, American Idol had a night of Queen last night. I knew it was going to be bad, but I had to watch it anyway. Train wreck phenomenon. We pretty much learned that only Queen should sing Queen. Unless, of course, you're unusally short, have an aversion to footwear and a penchant for mind-altering jewelry.
Melissa said…
Johnny, your time has come
To blog another time
It doesn't even have to rhyme.
Johnny, you've just began
Now, why'dya have to blog and walk away?
Johnny, ooh-oo-oo-ooh
You don't have to be so shy.
If you're not back again this time tomorrow!
Carry on. Carry on.
Your blogging really matters
to me.
Melissa said…
All right. Intervention
I'm staring a campaign. Every day I visit and I see zilch in the way of posting, I'm going to leave a protest in the comments. I'm going to do this until you post again. Don't give me that balony about Michelle and David never posting. I don't want a deadbeat topping my list of blog links. Golly geez.

Feel free to join me anyone.
Amber said…
I'll join in the protest. I need something entertaining to read while I'm bored at work.
Melissa said…
Heh heh. I made her say that. And I'm going to continue to rally the troops.

Now. I've got to start thinking up clever and/or annoying protests to post.

DOWN WITH APATHY

That might make a good T-shirt only maybe I could make it more ironic by adding an apathetic adjective like IGNORE APATHY or DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF WITH APATHY. Those might work better. Just wait till you see the T-shirt I've got in the works right now. You'll look at me askance.
Michelle said…
tough luck cookie. I'm joining the protest now too. and I can because I'm blogging again. and you aren't.
Melissa said…
Resistance is Futile.
Melissa said…
You're just lucky I get a life on the weekends. But now I'm back to pestering.

Pester. Pester
Brittany said…
Jonathan, I'm joining this protest. There are many, like me, who check on your blog because they are bored and just start at the top of Melissa's list because it's the longest. It'd be nice to see some more of this brilliance once in awhile.
Jonathan said…
protesting only demotivates me
Melissa said…
That's a chance we're just going to have to take.
Melissa said…
If you don't get bloggin, I'm going to criticize you,

er,

hypnotize you.
Melissa said…
Scallaboosh, scallaboosh, do you do the fandango?
Amber said…
I agree with Brittany. We all start at the top of Melissa's blog list and yours is never updated! Melissa, I propose that you move this blog to the bottom of the list.
Melissa said…
You are getting very sleepy.

When I snap my fingers, you will awake with a sudden, uncontrollable desire to blog.

Snap.
Michelle said…
blah blah blah... blog
Melissa said…
Not blogging = stinky.
Melissa said…
Ah, you came to visit.

Well, that's something, I guess.
Brittany said…
please blog...please...por favor...
Melissa said…
Ah, Memorial Day.

No work. No obligations. What a beautiful day to blog.
Michelle said…
maybe you lack blogging ideas. I don't know why, because you do stuff. But just in case... here are some for you.

MI:III viewing
dance competition
new facial hair
Melissa said…
Argh, I missed a day.
Curses


Good ideas (cont.)

How much you love your sisters.
Big plans for this Sunday's talent show.
Poem: Ode to a Paperclip
Michelle said…
You should have no reason not to blog after seeing this

Blogging is:

B-brilliant
L-lovely
O-outreaching
G-grrrrrrrrreat
G-good
I-intellectual
N-notable
G-gobs of fun
Melissa said…
And for further reference:

Non-bloggers are

Lazy
Obnoxious
Smelly
Earwig eating
Reprobate
Suckers
Melissa said…
Racking 'em up, buttercup.

Thirty comments. You can start blogging now.
Amber said…
Yeah, I'm sure he will.....any day now.
Michelle said…
oh my darlin', oh y darlin', oh my darlin' Jonathan. You've not blogged in quite forever. Dreadful sorry Jonathan.
Brittany said…
Maybe he won't ever blog again just so he can get comments everyday. Or maybe he's decided that once this post has 57 comments that it will be time to blog again.
Michelle said…
Why you got to be like this yo? Just a tiny blog... that's all we ask.
Melissa said…
Aren't you lucky I've been out of time? Don't think I've given up.
Melissa said…
Remember how Jonathan used to post something on his blog.
Melissa said…
Remember that day your brain fell out?
Michelle said…
Remember when we used to watch Smallville together. That was pretty cool. We should do that again.
Michelle said…
So you're up to 41 comments now... I think that's an appropriate number to start blogging again.
Michelle said…
Jonathan. I grow tired of your lack of blogging. Do NOT disappoint me.

Michelle aka Darth Vader
Michelle said…
Happy holiday yesterday. I hope you enjoyed it. Now get blogging.
Michelle said…
Hey! It's my Birthday. You should blog.
Melissa said…
Jonathan could blog now, and no one would know for months. He's conditioned us to the disappointment.
Melissa said…
We just passed the one year anniversary of Jonathan NOT BLOGGING. Congratulations, Jonny.
The Buckinator said…
I don't really know you, but I know Michelle, so I got your link off another's link, so I decided to support everyone's ideas and tell you to Post. Your posts have class, and many may fear that your hands have been cut off... at least post with your toes!
Michelle said…
Okay meanie face... You didn't post for my birthday, but I think it's time to break out a post don't you? Eh? Go ahead, surprise us all!
Michelle said…
We've reached the month of July in the year 2007. I think now would be a good oportunity to blog about maybe your new job? Or how cool your little sisters are. Or your 4th of July. Then again you've got a WHOLE YEAR of events to choose from
Michelle said…
This is comment 50. 50!! Come on!
Michelle said…
Ahem... Jonathan, you last blogged in 2006. I would just like to point out that it is now 2008. If you do not wish to blog, feel free to comment on your lovely siblings and their friends blogs. I'm sure we would all love to hear from you now and again.

I would also like to point out that David has done another installment of "who would win in a fight." So here is the perfect opportunity to start blogging.

If you should need assistance in remembering how to blog(since it has been so long) please feel free to contact your charming sisters.

We look forward to hearing from you soon.
Melissa said…
Oh, I figured out the trouble. It's been so long since you've blogged that you do not have David's updated link to his new blog.

http://appliancehunter.blogspot.com/

Here you will find the WWWIAF III post.
Melissa said…
I get it. You were out of town. So you can now chime in (see above).
Melissa said…
Remember that link you have on your profile where you morph into Elvis Presley? I just did.


In-credible.
Michelle said…
Melissa has changed your name from Jonathan to "He Who Never Blogs" on her own blog. --Just a little fyi in case you wanted to do anything about this...